Harpee Belatee Birthdee, Maveee!

mavis is a pig

(I just realised, I haven’t wished her a proper birthday yet!)

HAPPY ELEPHANT EIGHTEEN (no not gross)! You are like eighteen already so do get your priorities right okay. And, you and Farley should stop teasing me and scolding me and start helping me getting my internet connection for my Mbook. However, no matter how irritating you are, you are still my darling stupid sister who deserves to be called stupid, ugly, dumb blonde, ugly, stupid every once a week (when I see you) HAHAHA. I know you love me, Mavee, I love you too!

(edit) AH SHIT I LOOK SO DISGUSTING HERE. but then.. HAHA (/edit)